Things That git my Goat...

warpaint

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During my 8 hour drive home today, I had ample time to compile a list of things that really tick me off. In no particular order,

1. idiots that run up behind me and start flashing their lights and generally being a pain. (I can guarantee you are not in a bigger hurry to get where your going than I am, and if I could move any faster I would.)

2. people that insist on driving in the left lane, no matter that they are going 5 mph lower than the speed limit and there is nothing in the right lane.

3. the driver with his turn signal on, and has been for the past 10 miles.

4. weavers. You know the ones. They weave in and out of lanes trying to move up 1 space and causing more trouble than if they had stayed put.

5. the geniuses that decide the law against driving on the shoulder of the road doesn't pertain to them, just because there is a traffic jam ahead, and they can move up several spaces by doing so.


6. the idiots that let no. 5's in ahead of them.


And just so ya'll don't think my rant is restricted to the byways,

7. teenagers with their backpockets at their knees. (pull your pants up son, nobody wants to see your boxers.)

8. boxer shorts. (tightie whitie man here)

9. people that pop their chewing gum.

10. chewing with your mouth open.

11. talking with your mouth full.

12. rap music. (it aint got heart.)

13. pretty much anything to do with being PC.

Feel free to add your own. :help:
 
warpaint":36jazs3x said:
Feel free to add your own. :help:

You summed it up quite nicely there paint.

Lets see. How about folks on your ignore list in this forum that claim you are following them around? Naw. Nevermind - it aint no big thang anyway :D
 
I hate boy racers in their old bangers that can't go more than 45mph revving up next to you just because your a woman and have a newer faster car than them.
people playing the music so load you can hear it three cars down, it's a car not a disco.
DRINK DRIVERS who think they become better drivers. there I'll leave it, and just to say I am with you on the pants down to the knees, I see enough underpants in the wash to want to see anyone elses.
 
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1.I always love it when someone pulls out going 70 from a stop sign to cut you off, and then they go 35 once you've slammed on your brakes and they're on the road in front of you.

2. People that will come flying by to pass you from behind , just to cut right back in front of you to turn off at the next road they come to.
 
A.J.":1sat5c0s said:
1.I always love it when someone pulls out going 70 from a stop sign to cut you off, and then they go 35 once you've slammed on your brakes and they're on the road in front of you.

2. People that will come flying by to pass you from behind , just to cut right back in front of you to turn off at the next road they come to.
I thought that only happened in Alabama.
~Tom
 
kerley":3prrs2g5 said:
A.J.":3prrs2g5 said:
1.I always love it when someone pulls out going 70 from a stop sign to cut you off, and then they go 35 once you've slammed on your brakes and they're on the road in front of you.

2. People that will come flying by to pass you from behind , just to cut right back in front of you to turn off at the next road they come to.
I thought that only happened in Alabama.
~Tom
Nope it happens here to, :mad: errrrr...I hate that to.
 
Things That git my Goat.... Coyote?

How about people who dig in there ear with a car key, esp while trying to carry on a conversation.
 
Among my favorites are the drivers who are either in a lane that's ending or has been shut down for construction or what have you, that wait until the lane is narrowing before merging. They seem to think I owe them my place in the line. I figure if you're dumb enough to wait until you run out of road, I'm too dumb to let you in. It may not retrieve my goat from those who gitted it, but it is kinda fun!
 
IGotMyWings":cj76ic6f said:
Among my favorites are the drivers who are either in a lane that's ending or has been shut down for construction or what have you, that wait until the lane is narrowing before merging. They seem to think I owe them my place in the line. I figure if you're dumb enough to wait until you run out of road, I'm too dumb to let you in. It may not retrieve my goat from those who gitted it, but it is kinda fun!

And there is never a cop around to see all these lawbreakers.
But let me take my sorry carcass onto the shoulder to move up a few spots, and the law is all around me. :oops:

And believe me, they dont accept the excuse that everybody else was doin it.
 
this one is kinda mine but it really gets my wife
pull up to an empty gas station and they only have 1 deisel and gas pump and 6 gas only pumps and you have cars pumping GAS at the diesel pumps or you are waiting for the deisel and some SMART A$$ in a car cuts you off and to get GAS
 
Angus Cowman":2u7a9yac said:
this one is kinda mine but it really gets my wife
pull up to an empty gas station and they only have 1 deisel and gas pump and 6 gas only pumps and you have cars pumping GAS at the diesel pumps or you are waiting for the deisel and some SMART A$$ in a car cuts you off and to get GAS

LOL. I was at a station a couple years ago in the "rich folk" area of St. Louis. I pulled up and there was only 1 pump for deisel, and someone was there filling up. They finished and I pulled in. When I got out of the truck, someone started cussing at ME because I didn't pull up to the next pump so they could get in. I tried to stay calm and said, "well, if the station had put more deisel pumps in, I'd be able to pull up and fill up there." I should've been a smart a** and let the guy know that my truck would probably crush his little sports car without even touching the accelerator, or I could have offered to push his car with my truck.
 
Angus Cowman":bpbf8hqd said:
this one is kinda mine but it really gets my wife
pull up to an empty gas station and they only have 1 deisel and gas pump and 6 gas only pumps and you have cars pumping GAS at the diesel pumps or you are waiting for the deisel and some SMART A$$ in a car cuts you off and to get GAS

I've pulled a tow strap out and threated to drag a few cars that did that or they were just parked there and I had already waited 30 minutes for them to get out of the station.
 
Things that get my goat?

I'm watching the Cowboys/Eagles...Micheal Vick caught a td pass...

Micheal Vick...a thug...a convict...still allowed to play a multimillion dollar game.

Alice
 
Alice":54bj0xsl said:
Things that get my goat?

I'm watching the Cowboys/Eagles...Micheal Vick caught a td pass...

Micheal Vick...a thug...a convict...still allowed to play a multimillion dollar game.

Alice


The man paid his debt to society. If a plumber goes to prison for the same thing do you tell him he can't be a plumber when he gets out? Not a big Vick fan but like I said he did the crime and he did the time. Do YOU want to support him or should we let him do the only job he is qualified for.
 
3waycross":o6ch6f70 said:
Alice":o6ch6f70 said:
Things that get my goat?

I'm watching the Cowboys/Eagles...Micheal Vick caught a td pass...

Micheal Vick...a thug...a convict...still allowed to play a multimillion dollar game.

Alice


The man paid his debt to society. If a plumber goes to prison for the same thing do you tell him he can't be a plumber when he gets out? Not a big Vick fan but like I said he did the crime and he did the time. Do YOU want to support him or should we let him do the only job he is qualified for.

Do you want him to be a role model? Kinda like OJ?

Alice
 
C'mon, 3way...you know as well as I do that Vick didn't do any hard time.

Alice
 

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