the time machine.....

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chrisy

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Barack Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine, which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.



Barack goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?"



The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries."



David thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"



The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.



"Come on David" says Barack, "What does it say?"



David replies, "Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!"
(How true this will be, but not that long into the distance :frowns: )
 

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