Kingfisher
Well-known member
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her
out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of
its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs
it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
you," she says..
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they
go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She
listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful time..
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO
incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. .
Wait for it. . ..
It's coming. . .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says..
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"You just happened to catch my eye."
redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her
out since he sat down,but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of
its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs
it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
you," she says..
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they
go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh,
she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She
listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful time..
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO
incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman, are you
this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies. .
Wait for it. . ..
It's coming. . .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says..
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"You just happened to catch my eye."
