cherokeeruby
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THE RABBIT
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover, pulls over and gets out
to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying on the side of
the road and pulls over. She steps out of
the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally
hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around
and waves again, he hops down the road
another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another
ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this
again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over
to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an
animal lover, pulls over and gets out
to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the
highway sees the man crying on the side of
the road and pulls over. She steps out of
the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally
hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around
and waves again, he hops down the road
another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another
ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this
again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over
to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says...
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."
