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Subject: FW: An old cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working
cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay,
doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me
think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a
lesbian."


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: roflmao. that's good. here's another cowboy one.

Subject: Good thing that we have cowboys

Two cowboys from Arizona walk into a roadhouse to
wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at
the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about
cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had
been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller? asks one of the cowboys. No, the
woman shakes her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman,
beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head No again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back
of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs
his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small
of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm,
the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins
to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a
drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard
of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but, I never seen
anybody do it."
 

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