The Lonely Brain Cell

[randiliana]

THE LONELY BRAIN CELL
Once upon a time there was a female brain
cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's
head.
She looked around nervously because it was
all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a
little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel
alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far
away..............

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"We're down here ..."

 

[chrisy]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:
that says it all

 

[MikeC]

Not funny. At all. Total lack of humor. Condescending. :lol: :lol:

 

[Bullbuyer]

I B Offended !

 

[WagaAgeyv]

This is true of most men, but I will stand up for them and say they don't always have brain cells there either.

 

[randiliana]

This is true of most men, but I will stand up for them and say they don't always have brain cells there either.

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ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[VanC]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

 

[MikeC]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

Van, Do you know why women have legs? :lol:

 

[VanC]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

Van, Do you know why women have legs? :lol:

I can't wait.

 

[Anonymous]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

and I just read a post not too long ago about women being discriminated against in the agricultural world...I believe us men are the ones being discriminated against now :shock: how the world did we let women take over? :lol: ...well since these ladies had their laugh...it's time we have our own laugh ...

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


:lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

Van, Do you know why women have legs? :lol:

this had better be good :cboy: as it could mean War :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[chrisy]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

and I just read a post not too long ago about women being discriminated against in the agricultural world...I believe us men are the ones being discriminated against now :shock: how the world did we let women take over? :lol: ...well since these ladies had their laugh...it's time we have our own laugh ...

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


:lol: :lol:

does a handgun keep you warm in bed at night?
does a hand gun make you your dinner at night?
OH! I could go on but that is what you would think a woman would do auh :roll: :lol: :lol:

 

[VanC]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

Van, Do you know why women have legs? :lol:

this had better be good :cboy: as it could mean War :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mike PM'ed me with the answer. :lol: I wanna see if he's got the guts to put it out there for everyone to see. I sure don't!!

 

[Anonymous]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

and I just read a post not too long ago about women being discriminated against in the agricultural world...I believe us men are the ones being discriminated against now :shock: how the world did we let women take over? :lol: ...well since these ladies had their laugh...it's time we have our own laugh ...

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


:lol: :lol:

does a handgun keep you warm in bed at night?
does a hand gun make you your dinner at night?
OH! I could go on but that is what you would think a woman would do auh :roll: :lol: :lol:

no...a handgun doesn't keep me warm in bed at night...but it sure doesn't try to take all the covers either...like a woman :roll: :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

Van, Do you know why women have legs? :lol:

this had better be good :cboy: as it could mean War :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mike PM'ed me with the answer. :lol: I wanna see if he's got the guts to put it out there for everyone to see. I sure don't!!

somebody tell me the answer ...ill put it out for everyone to see :lol: ...as long as I got some back-up from the fellars when these ladies try to kill me :shock:

 

[MikeC]

I've never been so hurt and felt so betrayed in my life. :cry2: :cry2: I thought we were all friends here. If I could think of something bad to say about women, I would.

Van, Do you know why women have legs? :lol:

this had better be good :cboy: as it could mean War :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mike PM'ed me with the answer. :lol: I wanna see if he's got the guts to put it out there for everyone to see. I sure don't!!

somebody tell me the answer ...ill put it out for everyone to see :lol: ...as long as I got some back-up from the fellars when these ladies try to kill me :shock:

VanC will tell you. I don't think I could keep the girls off you if you posted it, and I don't want to be responsible if you get hurt. :lol: Some of these girls pack a pretty good wallop. ;-)