the Irish Drunk.....

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chrisy

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A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he

Comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and bumps into the preacher...

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of

Alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk,"Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, oi haven"t found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for
A little longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found
Jesus, me brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, oi I haven"t found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
The water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
And when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God -- have you
Found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
Preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" :hide:
 

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