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The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly
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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 147792" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>> Subject: The Good; The Bad & The Ugly</p><p>> </p><p>> </p><p>> 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.</p><p>> Bad: It's triplets.</p><p>> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.</p><p>> </p><p>> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.</p><p>> Bad: She wants a divorce.</p><p>> Ugly: She's a lawyer.</p><p>> </p><p>> 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.</p><p>> Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.</p><p>> Ugly: So are you.</p><p>> </p><p>> 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..</p><p>> Bad: You find several movies hidden there.</p><p>> Ugly: You're in them.</p><p>> </p><p>> 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.</p><p>> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.</p><p>> Ugly: Your 18 year old daughter borrowed them.</p><p>> </p><p>> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.</p><p>> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.</p><p>> Ugly: He looks better than you.</p><p>> </p><p>> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" </p><p>> talk to your daughter.</p><p>> Bad: She keeps interrupting.</p><p>> Ugly: With corrections.</p><p>> </p><p>> 8. Good: The postman's early.</p><p>> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.</p><p>> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.</p><p>> </p><p>> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.</p><p>> Bad: It's another man.</p><p>> Ugly: He's your best friend.</p><p>> </p><p>> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.</p><p>> Bad: As a </p><p>> Ugly: She makes more</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 147792, member: 1335"] > Subject: The Good; The Bad & The Ugly > > > 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. > Bad: It's triplets. > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. > > 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. > Bad: She wants a divorce. > Ugly: She's a lawyer. > > 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. > Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. > Ugly: So are you. > > 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.. > Bad: You find several movies hidden there. > Ugly: You're in them. > > 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. > Ugly: Your 18 year old daughter borrowed them. > > 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. > Bad: He's a cross-dresser. > Ugly: He looks better than you. > > 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" > talk to your daughter. > Bad: She keeps interrupting. > Ugly: With corrections. > > 8. Good: The postman's early. > Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. > Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. > > 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. > Bad: It's another man. > Ugly: He's your best friend. > > 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. > Bad: As a > Ugly: She makes more [/QUOTE]
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