TexasBred
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The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat: "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some a pen and some paper and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart, but the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff".
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemistsaid his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff".
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, sh1t on the paper.
He then screwed the other three cats.
Claimed he injured his back while doing so.
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.
Put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat: "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some a pen and some paper and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart, but the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff".
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies everyone agreed that was good, but the Chemistsaid his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff".
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, sh1t on the paper.
He then screwed the other three cats.
Claimed he injured his back while doing so.
Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.
Put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.
AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!
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