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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 182705" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>> </p><p>> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.</p><p>> He had several hundred young layers (hens), called</p><p>> pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to</p><p>> fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any</p><p>> rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot</p><p>> and was replaced.</p><p>> </p><p>> That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set</p><p>> of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each</p><p>> bell had a different tone so John could tell from a</p><p>> distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could</p><p>> sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report</p><p>> simply by listening to the bells.</p><p>> </p><p>> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very</p><p>> fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular</p><p>> morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at</p><p>> all! John went to investigate The other roosters</p><p>> were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,</p><p>> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.</p><p>> </p><p>> BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell</p><p>> in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a</p><p>> pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John</p><p>> was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county</p><p>> fair.</p><p>> </p><p>> Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.</p><p>> </p><p>> The result: the judges not only awarded Butch the</p><p>> "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the</p><p>> "Pulletsurprise" as well.</p><p>> </p><p>> Clearly Butch was a Politician in the making. Who</p><p>> else but a politician could figure out how to win two</p><p>> of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by</p><p>> being the best at sneaking up on the populace and</p><p>> screwing them when they weren't paying attention.</p><p>> -- -- </p><p>> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say</p><p>> will be misquoted, then used against you</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 182705, member: 1335"] > > John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. > He had several hundred young layers (hens), called > pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to > fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any > rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot > and was replaced. > > That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set > of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each > bell had a different tone so John could tell from a > distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could > sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report > simply by listening to the bells. > > The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very > fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular > morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at > all! John went to investigate The other roosters > were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, > hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. > > BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell > in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a > pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John > was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county > fair. > > Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges. > > The result: the judges not only awarded Butch the > "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the > "Pulletsurprise" as well. > > Clearly Butch was a Politician in the making. Who > else but a politician could figure out how to win two > of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by > being the best at sneaking up on the populace and > screwing them when they weren't paying attention. > -- -- > You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say > will be misquoted, then used against you [/QUOTE]
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