Crowderfarms
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> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.
> He had several hundred young layers (hens), called
> pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to
> fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any
> rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot
> and was replaced.
>
> That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set
> of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each
> bell had a different tone so John could tell from a
> distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could
> sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
> simply by listening to the bells.
>
> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very
> fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular
> morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at
> all! John went to investigate The other roosters
> were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
>
> BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell
> in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a
> pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John
> was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county
> fair.
>
> Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result: the judges not only awarded Butch the
> "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the
> "Pulletsurprise" as well.
>
> Clearly Butch was a Politician in the making. Who
> else but a politician could figure out how to win two
> of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by
> being the best at sneaking up on the populace and
> screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
> -- --
> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say
> will be misquoted, then used against you
> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business.
> He had several hundred young layers (hens), called
> pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to
> fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any
> rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot
> and was replaced.
>
> That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set
> of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each
> bell had a different tone so John could tell from a
> distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could
> sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
> simply by listening to the bells.
>
> The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very
> fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular
> morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at
> all! John went to investigate The other roosters
> were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
>
> BUT, to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell
> in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a
> pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John
> was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county
> fair.
>
> Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result: the judges not only awarded Butch the
> "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the
> "Pulletsurprise" as well.
>
> Clearly Butch was a Politician in the making. Who
> else but a politician could figure out how to win two
> of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by
> being the best at sneaking up on the populace and
> screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
> -- --
> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say
> will be misquoted, then used against you
