Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, a bacon sandwich works a treat! :hide:
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Doc couldn't figure out why our cholesterol was going up and we were putting on a few pounds, til we told him we eat a steer a year, 4 pigs a year, and love fresh eggs. All he heard was pork and shut right up.
