Rustler9
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A city boy named Richard moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey to him the next day. But the next day, the farmer drove up in his old truck and told Richard, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Richard replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Richard said, "OK then, just bring me the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"
Richard, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Richard said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Richard and asked, "So, what happened with the dead donkey?"
Richard said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Richard replied, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back."
Richard grew up and eventually founded HealthSouth.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey to him the next day. But the next day, the farmer drove up in his old truck and told Richard, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Richard replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Richard said, "OK then, just bring me the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"
Richard, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Richard said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Richard and asked, "So, what happened with the dead donkey?"
Richard said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Richard replied, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him his $2 back."
Richard grew up and eventually founded HealthSouth.