The Bacon Tree

[TexasBred]

Two illegal aliens are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United
States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie
down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the
distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon,
double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like
bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens
up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe
with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees

Ees

Ees


Ees a ham bush...."

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: :lol2:

I like your sig line. A friend of mine met Stormin Norman while playing golf in SC. He hit a ball into Norman's yard and when he went to retrieve it a big gruff voice surprised him with "boy, is this your ball". He said it scared the $hit out of him and he turned around and there he was laughing at him. Said he was a heck of a nice guy.