The 50 States are in a bar

[john250]

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-50-states-o ... e-in-a-bar

 

[Son of Butch]

California would be a well dressed aging single woman sipping wine.
Eying the too young for her waiter, as she pays with a credit card from her well worn fake Gucci clutch, she's on the prowl
and all can see she was a stunning beauty back in the day, but the bloom is off the rose and her best days are behind her now.

 

[fenceman]

Recent news events suggest Florida may be doing more than just riding that alligator.

 

[Dave]

That young lady in the description of Washington pretty much fits Seattle. In fact I think I may have met her in Seattle. It is really too bad that the rest of the nation thinks Seattle represents the entire state. In fact it is too bad that Seattle thinks it represents the entire state.

 

[Son of Butch]

That young lady in the description of Washington pretty much fits Seattle. In fact I think I may have met her in Seattle. It is really too bad that the rest of the nation thinks Seattle represents the entire state. In fact it is too bad that Seattle thinks it represents the entire state.

Fitting description of Seattle and since 51% of Washington state population lives in Seattle or its surrounding Metro area it is
the face of the state to the rest of the nation.

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Hits pretty close to home.

 

[cow pollinater]

California would be a well dressed aging single woman sipping wine.
Eying the too young for her waiter, as she pays with a credit card from her well worn fake Gucci clutch, she's on the prowl
and all can see she was a stunning beauty back in the day, but the bloom is off the rose and her best days are behind her now.

And that dye job that used to make everyone call her "golden" has faded and all that's left is dirty brown.

 

[branguscowgirl]

California would be a well dressed aging single woman sipping wine.
Eying the too young for her waiter, as she pays with a credit card from her well worn fake Gucci clutch, she's on the prowl
and all can see she was a stunning beauty back in the day, but the bloom is off the rose and her best days are behind her now.

And that dye job that used to make everyone call her "golden" has faded and all that's left is dirty brown.

Why are you guys being so hard on the CA gal!? She still has beauty. She was just "rode hard and put away wet". Nothing that a good bath and hair brush can't fix. :mrgreen:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

What Ms. Says about Al..is dead on..ain't a dimes worth of difference in the red tint..

 

[greybeard]

California would be a well dressed aging single woman sipping wine.
Eying the too young for her waiter, as she pays with a credit card from her well worn fake Gucci clutch, she's on the prowl
and all can see she was a stunning beauty back in the day, but the bloom is off the rose and her best days are behind her now.

And that dye job that used to make everyone call her "golden" has faded and all that's left is dirty brown.

Why are you guys being so hard on the CA gal!? She still has beauty. She was just "rode hard and put away wet". Nothing that a good bath and hair brush can't fix. :mrgreen:

My one very fleeting experience with a nearly over the hill Ca woman brought up mental images more akin to a stiff wire brush and a couple shots of penicillin. I ran like the proverbial scalded dog.

 

[JWBrahman]

They nailed it for New Orleans. However, once you get out of South Louisiana it is a different story. North Louisiana is the barefoot creature with glandular problems and her herd of multi-sired offspring playing around the FEMA trailer parked next to the dumpster behind the bar.

 

[Son of Butch]

It was cute that they had Rhode Island sitting on a phone book.
I picture Rhode Island in the bar as a fellow in his late thirties pushing 5' 2"
Wearing hand sewn brown leather boating shoes, no socks, a crested blue blazer with a yachting hat, perhaps an ascot
and drinking a Tom Collins or a Rhode Island Red when he wants to get hammered.

 

[red angus 2010]

That young lady in the description of Washington pretty much fits Seattle. In fact I think I may have met her in Seattle. It is really too bad that the rest of the nation thinks Seattle represents the entire state. In fact it is too bad that Seattle thinks it represents the entire state.

Can say the same thing for Chicago. I AM NOTHING LIKE THEM !!!

 

[wacocowboy]

The bartender should be fired can't even make a decent drink.

 

[rowdyred]

I'm from Mississippi, that made my laugh. Good one