Texas Hounds

[3waycross]

Heard a real good dog story today, Seems that these two ole boys from Texas had been wranglin about who had the best coon hound for a long time. Well one nght they decided to sort it out the old fashioned way. First fella we'll call Archie and his dog Blue, second fella we'll call Jim and his dog Buck.

Well they turn the dogs out on a hot scent and off they go chasing ol bandit across Texas. Meanwhile Archie and Jim start doin a little nippin on brother Jack Daniels. Pretty soon they hear a real distinctive bay and Jim says that'd be Old Buck I'd know that bay anywhere, and soon it was followed by another different but equally distinctive bay and Archie says he reckons that would have to be Old Blue, well this goes on for a while as does the nippin.

Pretty soon there is another heckofa howl and Jim says for sure there's Buck and he purt near got him treed, after a long and silent pause Jim says to Archie well bub what do you suppose has happened to your old dog Blue.

Archie thinks a bit and says: Oh he's still on the trail but I reckon he's crossin posted ground right now.

 

[bigbull338]

i reckon he aint baying at the coon.he is being quiet so he wont get shot.

 

[Jogeephus]

That's a smart dog! :lol2: :lol2:

Ever heard the one about the boy that went to college and got to gambling? He lost all his money and he called his dad and asked him for more. Dad said no. Boy later called his dad and said he had a professor that could teach Ole Blue how to read for $500. So his dad shipped Blue to him with $500. Later his dad called and asked how Blue was doing and he said he was doing great but was busy reading the paper. His son told his dad for another $500 the doctor could teach ol blue how to talk. His dad thought that would be great since he could tell him what the paper said and all. So he sent another $500 to his son. Well time came and his dad kept wanting him to send ol blue back to him but the boy kept making excuses for not doing it. Finally the dad said he was to either ship blue back or he was coming to get him. Boy said he would bring him home Christmas. Christmas came and his dad met the train and looked everywhere for Blue but couldn't find him. When he saw his son step off the train he asked him where Blue was? Boy took him to the side and said he had to kill ol blue. His dad rared back to hit him when the boy said I had no choice dad. Seems old blue hated you. Said you used to lock him in the box on the truck in the freezing rain while you visited widow Thompson when you were supposed to be coon hunting. He said he was going to tell Ma about this as soon as he saw her. Boy said, "Dad, when I saw how ungrateful he was to you I just couldn't stand it and I tossed him from the train". Dad patted him on the back and said good boy!

 

[ga. prime]

:lol2: Read Jalopy's Cowboy-Lawyer-Risque post on this forum.

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: Read Jalopy's Cowboy-Lawyer-Risque post on this forum.

That's much better. I like those dog jokes.

 

[chrisy]

:lol2: Read Jalopy's Cowboy-Lawyer-Risque post on this forum.

That's much better. I like those dog jokes.

Jo what is your new avatar????? the jokes :lol: :clap: :lol: :clap: :lol: