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<blockquote data-quote="TexasBred" data-source="post: 615280" data-attributes="member: 6897"><p>The Texas Department fo Public Safety is cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. </p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? </p><p>A. The Dallas Cowboys </p><p></p><p>Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? </p><p>A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".. </p><p></p><p>Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? </p><p>A. Put up a goal post. </p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? </p><p>A. A thief. </p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? </p><p>A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. </p><p></p><p>Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? </p><p>A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out! </p><p></p><p>Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? </p><p>A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TexasBred, post: 615280, member: 6897"] The Texas Department fo Public Safety is cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".. Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers and we will never find out! Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! [/QUOTE]
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