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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 313076" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>Now back to our Chrsitsmas Classic...</p><p></p><p>Now Ol' MikeC and Nowland, Just came a pullin' in.</p><p>Travelin' down the road in a whipped ol' Datsun B-210.</p><p>With 3 wimmens from 'Bama. Man, they ugly as sin.</p><p></p><p>Flaboy wont make, got some lame excuse.</p><p>Sumpin' bout some Cubans, Castro done turned loose.</p><p>Sometimes I wonder if the boy has any brains,</p><p>I beleive he's a prison inmate,</p><p>locked up way down in Florida where folks are all insane.</p><p></p><p>Now Bullbuyer he's got here too, much to my surprise.</p><p>He drove a Custom Van, along with 3 homely other Guys. :shock: </p><p></p><p>Why looks there's MillIron, he made it in fore' dark!</p><p>Brought us Christmas Dinner,a Pan of deep fried Carp.</p><p>I promise I wont eat it, fried fish'll make you fat.</p><p>Even I gots sense alots better than that!</p><p></p><p>Now here come the Williams Boys, my neighbors down the ridge.</p><p>They keep hundreds of beers, always in their fridge.</p><p>Now keep this secret between us, promise not to tell,</p><p>Them 3 married their sisters, and had kids ugly as Helll.</p><p></p><p>Why lookie there it's Chrisy, she brought along a friend.</p><p>All them miles from England.</p><p>Sit down,and ya'll have a beer.</p><p>She says his name is Elton.</p><p>A wearin all them earings,in both them ears.Scarin' me to death.</p><p>I believe this dude's a queer.</p><p></p><p>To each of from near and far, we wish that you were here.</p><p>Got to go and check on Paint, he's on his hundreth beer.</p><p>Been in the Hot Tub with Uncle Hugh's gals.</p><p>Mrs. Paint will soon be here.</p><p></p><p>To be Continued, Maybe.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 313076, member: 1335"] Now back to our Chrsitsmas Classic... Now Ol' MikeC and Nowland, Just came a pullin' in. Travelin' down the road in a whipped ol' Datsun B-210. With 3 wimmens from 'Bama. Man, they ugly as sin. Flaboy wont make, got some lame excuse. Sumpin' bout some Cubans, Castro done turned loose. Sometimes I wonder if the boy has any brains, I beleive he's a prison inmate, locked up way down in Florida where folks are all insane. Now Bullbuyer he's got here too, much to my surprise. He drove a Custom Van, along with 3 homely other Guys. :shock: Why looks there's MillIron, he made it in fore' dark! Brought us Christmas Dinner,a Pan of deep fried Carp. I promise I wont eat it, fried fish'll make you fat. Even I gots sense alots better than that! Now here come the Williams Boys, my neighbors down the ridge. They keep hundreds of beers, always in their fridge. Now keep this secret between us, promise not to tell, Them 3 married their sisters, and had kids ugly as Helll. Why lookie there it's Chrisy, she brought along a friend. All them miles from England. Sit down,and ya'll have a beer. She says his name is Elton. A wearin all them earings,in both them ears.Scarin' me to death. I believe this dude's a queer. To each of from near and far, we wish that you were here. Got to go and check on Paint, he's on his hundreth beer. Been in the Hot Tub with Uncle Hugh's gals. Mrs. Paint will soon be here. To be Continued, Maybe. [/QUOTE]
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