Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Nowland Farms]

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.



(PS, don't let my wife see this !!!)

 

[MikeC]

I like this......and I don't like nothin'.!

 

[Crowderfarms]

That was great.Especially #10.I hope Flaboy dont see this one. He'll be trying to trade in his 28ga. for a 16. :shock:

 

[flaboy+]

That was great.Especially #10.I hope Flaboy dont see this one. He'll be trying to trade in his 28ga. for a 16. :shock:

Now Crowder, you know it's not my fault younger and lighter women are attracted to me as opposed to older heavier women that are attracted to you. :lol:

 

[RebelCritter]

You know, these could go the other way too! Almost all of them can be reversed for 10 reasons Women prefer guns over MEN! So there! :lol: :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

That was great.Especially #10.I hope Flaboy dont see this one. He'll be trying to trade in his 28ga. for a 16. :shock:

Now Crowder, you know it's not my fault younger and lighter women are attracted to me as opposed to older heavier women that are attracted to you. :lol:

I ran into one of your Ex's yesterday that had just moved here from Fla. I asked if she had seen you lately and she said "You mean ol' single Shot"?

 

[Capt Call]

Ya'll just can't turn the woman thing loose!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Ya'll just can't turn the woman thing loose!

It's all in fun, no one is degrading anybody.I've had plent of folks tell me they get a kick out of us carying on.As long as the talk aint filth and does not hurt anyone's feelings. ;-)

 

[Capt Call]

Ya'll just can't turn the woman thing loose!

It's all in fun, no one is degrading anybody.I've had plent of folks tell me they get a kick out of us carying on.As long as the talk aint filth and does not hurt anyone's feelings. ;-)

Ya'll can't control yourselves it will be on every thread in a week.

 

[flaboy+]

I ran into one of your Ex's yesterday that had just moved here from Fla. I asked if she had seen you lately and she said "You mean ol' single Shot"?

Did she ever graduate high school? :shock:

 

[cowboyFFA_09]

gotcha back Nowland Farms. dont worry if my gf saw it itd be my early grave.
Millerlite :cboy: