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Ten of Murphy's Lesser Know Laws!!!
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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 405955" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>TEN OF MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS</p><p>></p><p>> 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people </p><p>>appear bright until you hear them speak.</p><p>></p><p>> 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.</p><p>></p><p>> 3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.</p><p>></p><p>> 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.</p><p>></p><p>> 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of </p><p>>getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it </p><p>>wrong.</p><p>></p><p>> 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone </p><p>> would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, </p><p>> on a hill, in the fog.</p><p>></p><p>> 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly </p><p>>junk left by those who got there first.</p><p>></p><p>> 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark </p><p>>room.</p><p>></p><p>> 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing </p><p>>well.</p><p>></p><p>>10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the </p><p>>hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.</p><p>></p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 405955, member: 3193"] TEN OF MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS > > 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people >appear bright until you hear them speak. > > 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > > 3. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't. > > 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. > > 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of >getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it >wrong. > > 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone > would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, > on a hill, in the fog. > > 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly >junk left by those who got there first. > > 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark >room. > > 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing >well. > >10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the >hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. > > [/QUOTE]
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