Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Subject: funny but of course a man.............
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they end up leaving together. They get back
to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears,
carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time
to arrange them lovingly and she was immediately
touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf.
Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
long the top shelf.
She found it strange for a young man to have such
a large collection of Teddy bears, especially one
that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him,
and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
All the while thinking to herself ... Oh bless!
Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father
my children?...etc.
She turns to him...they kiss... and then they rip
each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion
with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his
chest and asks, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the
bottom shelf."
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they end up leaving together. They get back
to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with
hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears,
carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time
to arrange them lovingly and she was immediately
touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf.
Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
long the top shelf.
She found it strange for a young man to have such
a large collection of Teddy bears, especially one
that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him,
and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
All the while thinking to herself ... Oh bless!
Maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father
my children?...etc.
She turns to him...they kiss... and then they rip
each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion
with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his
chest and asks, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the
bottom shelf."
