The Three Bears?!?!?!?!

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chrisy

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The Three Bears -------- A far more accurate account of the events that fateful morning

Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my porridge ?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells "For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you two idiots ?
She continues:
"It was Mummy Bear who got up first
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and then put everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table."
She sighs and continues:
"It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the damn cat's litter tray, gave them both food and refilled their water dish.

"And NOW that you've BOTH decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
.......... listen carefully ..........
because I'm ONLY going to say this ONCE ........

"I HAVEN'T HAD THE TIME
TO MAKE YOUR F***ING PORRIDGE YET !!!!!!!!!!"
 

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You forgot the cow chores. :nod: Mama does that too. :cboy: Hope she gets things done fast, I'm gonna require some home cooken. :D
 

Jalopy

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Since this is an internet forum I feel free to say that Momma bear should then just change her priorities or get up earlier. Geewhiz that is simple to figure out. :lol:
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However in the real world I would guess that maybe my first statement wouldn't go over very well.
 

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