chrisy
Well-known member
Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when
they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. What a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny
little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
they collide.
The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. What a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like"?
The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny
little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?
The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
