Strailya Mate!

[mitch16]

An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.
All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
'In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice,' he says.
The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
'Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out of the same glass either,' he says.
The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the
Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says,'In Strailya mate, we have so
many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the
same ones twice.'

Mitch

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: :lol2: What exactly is a Kiwi?

 

[1982vett]

:lol2: :lol2: What exactly is a Kiwi?

I believe their is an island down around their named Kiwi Island or something like that. Course you have the bird or the fruit too.

 

[Jogeephus]

:lol2: :lol2: What exactly is a Kiwi?

I believe their is an island down around their named Kiwi Island or something like that. Course you have the bird or the fruit too.

Reason I was wondering is I work for a New Zealander and if Kiwi is a friendly knickname that would get a laugh I'll use it but if its one of those derogatory terms I'd rather not go there. Only Kiwi I remember is the bird on the shine tins.

 

[alisonb]

:shock: :clap: :lol2: Mitch,a lot of my friends are over there,they keep saying i should come over aswell but who wants to get shot. :lol: Mind you it could happen here too :shock:

 

[dun]

:lol2: :lol2: What exactly is a Kiwi?

KIwi- New Zealander
Frog-frenchman
Limey-Brit
Guinie-Italian
Mo Jack- Icelander
etc., etc., etc.,.....................

 

[chrisy]

Jo...he might take a dim view of it, it's one of those names that came about during the War, I think, that people used to call other races...Yanks/Americans...Limey/British....Aussie/Australian...Kiwi/New Zealander....etc, etc.

 

[1982vett]

:lol2: :lol2: What exactly is a Kiwi?

I believe their is an island down around their named Kiwi Island or something like that. Course you have the bird or the fruit too.

Reason I was wondering is I work for a New Zealander and if Kiwi is a friendly knickname that would get a laugh I'll use it but if its one of those derogatory terms I'd rather not go there. Only Kiwi I remember is the bird on the shine tins.

I'd have to defer to the others on that.

 

[MistyMorning]

:lol2: :lol2: What exactly is a Kiwi?

KIwi- New Zealander
Frog-frenchman
Limey-Brit
Guinie-Italian
Mo Jack- Icelander
etc., etc., etc.,.....................

.....curmudgeon - dun