Jogeephus
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Billy's mother watched as Little Billy was sitting on the ground in the back yard staring at something for a long time. Curious, she walked outside and asked what he was doing. Billy said, I watching these two spiders fighting. Billy's mamma asked Billy if his daddy had talked to him about the birds and the bees and Billy said no. Seeing a perfect opportunity, Billy's mother said, "Billy those are not spiders those are Granddaddy Longlegs and they aren't fighting they are making love so they can have baby Granddaddy Longlegs".
Billy stood up and looked at his mother with a bewildered look on his face then stomped the two Longlegs and said, "we are not having any of that queer stuff in our backyard!"
Billy stood up and looked at his mother with a bewildered look on his face then stomped the two Longlegs and said, "we are not having any of that queer stuff in our backyard!"
