Southernisms

[Campground Cattle]

Southernisms

1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
2. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
3. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way
down.
4. Have a cup of coffee--it's already been "saucered and
blowed."
5. She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
6. It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
7. My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.
8. He's as country as cornflakes.
9. This is gooder'n grits.
10. I've been busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
11. If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help
me enjoy it.
12. I'm bout as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of
rocking chairs.
13. I'm as busy as a moth in a mitten.
14. Happy as a clam at high tide.

 

[dun]

You neglected "stick a fork in my butt cause I'm done.

 

[CattleAnnie]

You two are baaaaaad! Thank God, keeps me smiling.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Take care.

 

[D.R. Cattle]

15. It's hotter,na well diggers butt in July.
16. Don't pi** down my back and tell me it's rainin.

 

[txag]

don't feed me **** & tell me it tastes good

 

[certherfbeef]

He couldn't pour pi** out of a boot if the directions were written on the bottom.



She is going off like a clapper bell on a ducks @$$.

Just two of my husbands favorites!

 

[MULDOON]

One of my father's favorites.
When something is really over.

He will say " You call the dogs , and I'll p**s on the fire!!"

 

[D.R. Cattle]

I think we forgot..."it aint over till the fat lady sings?"

 

[dun]

I think we forgot..."it aint over till the fat lady sings?"

That started as a yankee saying

dun