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Feb 24, 2004
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East Texas

1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
2. It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
3. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way
4. Have a cup of coffee--it's already been "saucered and
5. She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
6. It's so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
7. My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.
8. He's as country as cornflakes.
9. This is gooder'n grits.
10. I've been busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
11. If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help
me enjoy it.
12. I'm bout as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of
rocking chairs.
13. I'm as busy as a moth in a mitten.
14. Happy as a clam at high tide.
He couldn't pour pi** out of a boot if the directions were written on the bottom.

She is going off like a clapper bell on a ducks @$$.

Just two of my husbands favorites!

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