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<blockquote data-quote="cowgirl580" data-source="post: 71572" data-attributes="member: 746"><p>MEN ARE LIKE</p><p></p><p>* Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the sh** out of </p><p>you.</p><p>* Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less </p><p>firm they are.</p><p>* Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long </p><p>enough.</p><p>* Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they </p><p>lose interest.</p><p>* Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change </p><p>either one of them.</p><p>* Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not </p><p>quite sure why.</p><p>* Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a </p><p>long time to get hard.</p><p>* Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth,and they </p><p>usually head right for your hips.</p><p>* Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and </p><p>can keep you up all night long.</p><p>* Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word </p><p>they say.</p><p>* Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should </p><p>always be half off.</p><p>* Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to </p><p>mature.</p><p>* Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to </p><p>do and are usually wrong.</p><p>* Men are like.....Lawn Mowers If you're not pushing one </p><p>around, then you're riding it.</p><p>* Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first </p><p>sign of emotion.</p><p>* Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for </p><p>a little while.</p><p>* Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's </p><p>coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="cowgirl580, post: 71572, member: 746"] MEN ARE LIKE * Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the sh** out of you. * Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. * Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough. * Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest. * Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them. * Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. * Men are like.....Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. * Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth,and they usually head right for your hips. * Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. * Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. * Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off. * Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. * Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. * Men are like.....Lawn Mowers If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it. * Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. * Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. * Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last. [/QUOTE]
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