Song stuck...words forgotten

[Susie David]

This may sound crazy and by no means do I mean any disrespect or sacreligious intent...Have only part of a song stuck in my mind and am looking for the rest of the words.

Does anyone know the words to "plastic jesus" ?
I remember only part from my younger days and I believe it was sung in "Cool Hand Luke".
I know it would date folks and alot of people are to young to know this classic, but knowing the rest of the song may help in getting it out of my head...DMc

 

[dun]

http://www.whitetreeaz.com/plastic_jesus/plasticj.htm

 

[aztumbleweed]

All I can remember is " he don't slip he don't slide cause his *** is magnetized sittin on the dash board of my car" now I'll have to go look it up to.

 

[Susie David]

Thanks Dun...looks like alot more verses have been added through the years since I last heard it. DMc

 

[Workinonit Farm]

All I can remember (without looking at the web-link) is : "I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car...."

Katherine

 

[MULDOON]

I don't care if it's cold & scarey'
As long as I've got my Virgin Mary'
hangin from the dash board of my car!

 

[Crowderfarms]

I can drive a hunded miles an hour
Noin' I got the almighty power,
Ridin on the dashboard of my car.
Red lights, stop signs dont bother me
Cuz I know i believe in Thee
Ridin on the dashboard of my car...

 

[Susie David]

Thanks Crowder...thats one of the verses that I tried to remember and wasn't on the link that Dun posted...time to pass the torch along to the kids now that they have their own families....DMc