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Sometimes it's best to just keep your mouth shut.
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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 1053639" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>:lol2: :lol2: Least he kept his end of the agreement. That says something for him.</p><p></p><p>Worse whooping I ever had was when I stood up for a girl's honor after her old boyfriend hit her. I let my mouth blurt out something before I weighed the odds of the outcome of a 165 lb ball of fire going up against three six footers who clocked in at a little better than six hundred pounds. I got a few good licks in, got a liquor bottle busted across the back of my head and after that the punches I received were so frequent and unrelenting that gravity no longer had any effect on me. When I finally found the lovely floor it was a relief to feel the pansy a$$ kicks they gave me. Then during a brief interlude, I was up again and we repeated the whole process once more but this time the kicks were a bit worse and I didn't get up till I knew they were gone. After they left me and I was able to pull my lips out from between my teeth I began plans for phase three but this time I did a little planning and by the end of the next day the last one called me and begged me for a truce which I was more than happy to accept cause I was tired and getting pretty stove up. Ironically, the other two weren't so tough when they were alone and I sober.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 1053639, member: 4362"] :lol2: :lol2: Least he kept his end of the agreement. That says something for him. Worse whooping I ever had was when I stood up for a girl's honor after her old boyfriend hit her. I let my mouth blurt out something before I weighed the odds of the outcome of a 165 lb ball of fire going up against three six footers who clocked in at a little better than six hundred pounds. I got a few good licks in, got a liquor bottle busted across the back of my head and after that the punches I received were so frequent and unrelenting that gravity no longer had any effect on me. When I finally found the lovely floor it was a relief to feel the pansy a$$ kicks they gave me. Then during a brief interlude, I was up again and we repeated the whole process once more but this time the kicks were a bit worse and I didn't get up till I knew they were gone. After they left me and I was able to pull my lips out from between my teeth I began plans for phase three but this time I did a little planning and by the end of the next day the last one called me and begged me for a truce which I was more than happy to accept cause I was tired and getting pretty stove up. Ironically, the other two weren't so tough when they were alone and I sober. [/QUOTE]
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