My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
(My favorite) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
(My favorite) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
