Skit Suggestions

[I luv herfrds]

Got a call tonight about the local emergency services banquet. Got asked to come and do an
"un-fashionable" show. I was asked to come as a "Responding Rancher."
Now I'm known for my crazy humor, so here is what is planned so far.
Appear in normal ranch clothes such as dirty ragged coverals, cowboy boots, ratty cowboy hat, dirty coat, etc.
Well I plan to pull a few items out of the pockets.
Instead of regular gloves pull out the shoulder length OB cattle gloves.
Our set of OB chains and handles. A large cattle syringe. Some baling twine. My stethascope.

Any other ideas of what to have in my pockets?

 

[1982vett]

Baling wire and a pair of pliers.

 

[Auburn_Ag]

Maybe a set of nose tounges and maybe a Bander??? this all depends on how big your pockets are.
sounds like fun.

 

[Jogeephus]

A dozen pocket knives, staples, twist-ties and about 6 pounds of keys all tied together with some baling wire. Also, stick a hot shot down your pants leg and pull it out upon entry.

 

[FarmGirl10]

Little bits of hay...that always happens to me. Pull a little out with you pocket knife or whatever.

 

[fit2btied]

Ear tag, couple range cubes.