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Shortest joke ever told!

First: Innkeeper let me have another Silver Bullet lite and two 10 for a five.

Joke:
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
SL
 
Another Silver bullet here barkeep!
What do I have to do, buy a round or two for the house to get these people laughing?
If this don’t at least get a chuckle I’m going to start talking about the skid marks in their underwear.
SL

Postmenopausal Barbie : She wets her pants when she sneezes.

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The value of a Catholic education and a pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..
A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep..
The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!'
The nun fainted !
 
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I love it.....
I got to steal that one.....

the republicans are just as stupid as they always end up as the patsy for the outlandish democrats but the democrats make a living by making as much of america as they can as brainless as the scarecrow.....and then putting the most outlandish and idiotic out front as their pseudo leadership.....how else could one explain the roles of that hag nancy pelosi and the stammering idiot harry reid......not to mention obummer himself.
 

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