The old farmer got up early Saturday morning an decided that he would go to the flea market. His small farm was at the edge of town so he decided to walk as it was only a few blocks away.
After browsing around he bought a few things an headed home.He hadn,t gone far when a elderly woman ask for directions to Big Creek Rd. O its not far from here, just follow me an i,ll show you the way, theres a alley about a block from here an we,ll take it, its a shortcut an will save us a few steps.
Well now just a minute,i don,t know about going down a small dark alley with a man that i don,t know.
You might try to undress me, ravage me, molest me.
Lady, how can i possibly do that, i,am carring a sack of feed, a large bucket, one goose an a chicken?
Well she said
Put the goose on the ground
Put the bucket over the goose
Now set the sack of feed on the bucket an i,ll hold the chicken.
After browsing around he bought a few things an headed home.He hadn,t gone far when a elderly woman ask for directions to Big Creek Rd. O its not far from here, just follow me an i,ll show you the way, theres a alley about a block from here an we,ll take it, its a shortcut an will save us a few steps.
Well now just a minute,i don,t know about going down a small dark alley with a man that i don,t know.
You might try to undress me, ravage me, molest me.
Lady, how can i possibly do that, i,am carring a sack of feed, a large bucket, one goose an a chicken?
Well she said
Put the goose on the ground
Put the bucket over the goose
Now set the sack of feed on the bucket an i,ll hold the chicken.
