Shop with a woman...

[john250]

...stay out of malls.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -shop.html

 

[cross_7]

I've been to the edge before
Now my wife gives me a handful of quarters for the electric pony in front of the store .

 

[slick4591]

I've been to the edge before
Now my wife gives me a handful of quarters for the electric pony in front of the store .

Those used to be quarter horses. Now they are four bit nags.

 

[greybeard]

I've been to the edge before
Now my wife gives me a handful of quarters for the electric pony in front of the store .

About 30 years ago, I got on one of those while drunk as a loon, and was promptly thrown off right over it's head into the gumball machines. The woman waiting to put her kid on ol Plastic Paint wasn't pleased, but her kid thought it funny as he77.
I'm not much of a horseman anyway but that Definitely wasn't my finest showing.

 

[cross_7]

I've been to the edge before
Now my wife gives me a handful of quarters for the electric pony in front of the store .

About 30 years ago, I got on one of those while drunk as a loon, and was promptly thrown off right over it's head into the gumball machines. The woman waiting to put her kid on ol Plastic Paint wasn't pleased, but her kid thought it funny as he77.
I'm not much of a horseman anyway but that Definitely wasn't my finest showing.

There pretty rank sometimes
You just have to pull yer hat down tight and fish out another quarter and climb back on

 

[TexasBred]

...stay out of malls.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -shop.html

Pretty much everything my wife has to wear came from Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas. :mrgreen:

 

[greybeard]

Took mine with me to TSC/Atwoods a couple times. Lesson learned. She spent more x2 on clothes and yard art kind of crap than I did buying cow stuff and herbicide.

 

[Calman]

My x used to think she hade to lead me around every time she went shopping.
We we're in the clothing store at the mall in a isle crowded with women .
I mean shoulder to shoulder.
I suddenly had the urge to release gas.
Afterward I said, "Dam honey couldn't you wait?"
Needless to say that ended my shopping. :nod:

Cal

 

[TexasBred]

My x used to think she hade to lead me around every time she went shopping.
We we're in the clothing store at the mall in a isle crowded with women .
I mean shoulder to shoulder.
I suddenly had the urge to release gas.
Afterward I said, "Dam honey couldn't you wait?"
Needless to say that ended my shopping. :nod:

Cal

I'm visualizing you ducking from that 30 lb purse she's swinging. :lol2: