Sharp Waiter

[la4angus]

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

A few minutes later the waiter returns ...

"Your two teas gentlemen - enjoy".

Three minutes later he rushes back to the table ...

"I'm sorry but I mixed up your order ... which one of you ordered
the clean glass?"

 

[Running Arrow Bill]

In Texas, when you order "Tea" it is understood that you have ordered one of our basic food groups. "Tea" ALWAYS means "Iced Tea". If you order "Hot Tea" then you are probably from Dallas or the East Coast and definitely are not a Native Texan. 8) :cboy:

 

[mbdear]

Over here in East Texas its a good idea to order "Unsweet Iced Tea" or you are liable to get the super saturated with sugar kind.

 

[txshowmom]

Over here in East Texas its a good idea to order "Unsweet Iced Tea" or you are liable to get the super saturated with sugar kind.

Thats the best kind! :lol: :lol: