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<blockquote data-quote="Ouachita" data-source="post: 1038846" data-attributes="member: 16802"><p>Forget about how Mother would think of you for just a minute. Here's a good one to loosen you up..............</p><p></p><p>Woman puts an ad in the paper wanting a "man that will not beat her, nor run off on her, and is good in bed"</p><p></p><p>Weeks go by. Then she hears the doorbell ring.</p><p></p><p>When she opens the door there is a pairaplegic in a wheel chair. She ask him what he is doing.</p><p></p><p>He says he seen the ad in the paper. </p><p></p><p>He tells her "you can see I have no arms, so I can't beat you"</p><p></p><p>Then he says " I have no use of legs, so I can't run off on you"</p><p></p><p>She then ask "But what about how good in bed"?</p><p></p><p>His reply...................</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"I rang the doorbell didn't I"? :lol2:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ouachita, post: 1038846, member: 16802"] Forget about how Mother would think of you for just a minute. Here's a good one to loosen you up.............. Woman puts an ad in the paper wanting a "man that will not beat her, nor run off on her, and is good in bed" Weeks go by. Then she hears the doorbell ring. When she opens the door there is a pairaplegic in a wheel chair. She ask him what he is doing. He says he seen the ad in the paper. He tells her "you can see I have no arms, so I can't beat you" Then he says " I have no use of legs, so I can't run off on you" She then ask "But what about how good in bed"? His reply................... "I rang the doorbell didn't I"? :lol2: [/QUOTE]
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