warpaint
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In a submarine...............
But don't knock it, it keeps the fish out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got cha!! :lol:
But don't knock it, it keeps the fish out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got cha!! :lol:
Screen Door...
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warpaint
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Alice":2lrri1uq said:Really, really, really slow day there for ya', huh Warpaint...
Alice
YUP!!
How'd ya guess?
warpaint":1yr33t7f said:Alice":1yr33t7f said:Really, really, really slow day there for ya', huh Warpaint...
Alice
YUP!!
How'd ya guess?
Sheer boredom causes the mind to come up with strange things...e.g., screen doors on submarines.
It also causes one to do ignorant, crazy, dangerous things...like go to Walmart this close to Christmas. :shock:
Alice
backhoeboogie
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Alice":gs88dp9t said:
Going to Walmart at 3 a.m. in the middle of June when the store is empty is absolutely awful.
Problem is, I only go when it is an absolute must. It does beat driving all the way to Fort Worth. There are some things you just can't find anywhere else in these smaller communities. Anyway, I get in there and start remembering all the things I needed but wouldn't go to Walmart to get.
I will wait until I absolutely am totally out of everything before I even begin to torture myself with the thought of going to Walmart.
But Jeez Louise, where else are ya' gonna get screen doors for submarines?!!!!
Alice
But Jeez Louise, where else are ya' gonna get screen doors for submarines?!!!!
Alice
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warpaint
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Fortunately or unfortunately whichever the case may be, the shopping centers I build are always located next to Wally world. As it happens, I'm usually forced to go in 2 or 3 times a week. I try very hard to visit about 5:00 to 6:00 am, when there are less people. Unfortunately there are fewer clerks then too. I have never understood why they go to the expense of putting in all those check-outs and not hiring enough people to man them.
warpaint":g7c7wg2p said:
That's something I've often wondered. Buy hey! Stephenville WalMart has gone high tech. They now have self checkout lines. The only problem with that is that some folks have gotten so mad at the scanners they've actually started yelling at them...I'm serious here.
Alice
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warpaint
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Those self check-outs are handy. Most times when I go in though, they aint operating. Seems they have to have a clerk standing by to watch them. :roll:
john250
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Alice":1pk016uo said:That's something I've often wondered. Buy hey! Stephenville WalMart has gone high tech. They now have self checkout lines. The only problem with that is that some folks have gotten so mad at the scanners they've actually started yelling at them...I'm serious here.
Alice
When a computer tells me to "put the bag back until you pay for it" and just generally scolds everything I do I refuse. I'll wait 20 min in line for a human before I'll use the self checkout. But I did see an Amishman using one. :lol:
john250":4zb5pfqd said:Alice":4zb5pfqd said:That's something I've often wondered. Buy hey! Stephenville WalMart has gone high tech. They now have self checkout lines. The only problem with that is that some folks have gotten so mad at the scanners they've actually started yelling at them...I'm serious here.
Alice
When a computer tells me to "put the bag back until you pay for it" and just generally scolds everything I do I refuse. I'll wait 20 min in line for a human before I'll use the self checkout. But I did see an Amishman using one. :lol:
That's funny! Yes, it is irritating when the stupid computer decides to get so arrogant, but it is somewhat entertaining to watch people talk back to them
...doesn't take much to entertain me... Alice
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warpaint
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Alice":2tvy7vwj said:john250":2tvy7vwj said:Alice":2tvy7vwj said:That's something I've often wondered. Buy hey! Stephenville WalMart has gone high tech. They now have self checkout lines. The only problem with that is that some folks have gotten so mad at the scanners they've actually started yelling at them...I'm serious here.
Alice
When a computer tells me to "put the bag back until you pay for it" and just generally scolds everything I do I refuse. I'll wait 20 min in line for a human before I'll use the self checkout. But I did see an Amishman using one. :lol:
That's funny! Yes, it is irritating when the stupid computer decides to get so arrogant, but it is somewhat entertaining to watch people talk back to them
Alice
:lol2: :lol2: :santa:
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warpaint
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Hey Aunt Alice, here's another one for ya.
If well endowed women work at Hooters, where do one legged women work?
IHOP :lol: :lol:
I'm so ashamed.
If well endowed women work at Hooters, where do one legged women work?
IHOP :lol: :lol:
I'm so ashamed.
Crowderfarms
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I had the same waitress there the other day. Named I-Lean!
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warpaint
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SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! :lol:
chrisy
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WP..... :compute: :drink: :compute: :drink: :help: someone stop him now, :? :secret: retty:
retty:warpaint":3rb2whfr said:Hey Aunt Alice, here's another one for ya.
If well endowed women work at Hooters, where do one legged women work?
IHOP :lol: :lol:
I'm so ashamed.
Oh....that's cold! Shame on you!
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Alice
Victoria
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I think there are some of you that have been hitting the eggnog a little early this year. ;-)
I love the self-checkouts, can't believe that your Walmart is open at that time off day - it's 8:00AM to 11:00PM here and I have never seen anyone talk to a self checkout but Alice I must say that would amuse me too. :lol:
I love the self-checkouts, can't believe that your Walmart is open at that time off day - it's 8:00AM to 11:00PM here and I have never seen anyone talk to a self checkout but Alice I must say that would amuse me too. :lol:
MillIronQH
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Alice":3dd7zx8z said:That's funny! Yes, it is irritating when the stupid computer decides to get so arrogant, but it is somewhat entertaining to watch people talk back to them
Alice
I had a friend years ago in Dallas that always packed a little snub-nose .38. He bought one of the first Z cars they built that would talk to you if something was wrong. He walked out of our favorite watering hole one night about half twisted off and got in the car but didn't get the door closed right. When he turned on the key this voice said "Your door is ajar, Your door is ajar". We heard the shots inside the bar. Five times in the dash. Hope he settled some before Self check-out.
ZMillIronQH":20m4nfxl said:Alice":20m4nfxl said:That's funny! Yes, it is irritating when the stupid computer decides to get so arrogant, but it is somewhat entertaining to watch people talk back to them
Alice
I had a friend years ago in Dallas that always packed a little snub-nose .38. He bought one of the first Z cars they built that would talk to you if something was wrong. He walked out of our favorite watering hole one night about half twisted off and got in the car but didn't get the door closed right. When he turned on the key this voice said "Your door is ajar, Your door is ajar". We heard the shots inside the bar. Five times in the dash. Hope he settled some before Self check-out.
I'm waiting for that one...or at the very least a ball bat.
Alice
