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<blockquote data-quote="Tommy Ruyle" data-source="post: 635491" data-attributes="member: 1448"><p>One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.</p><p></p><p>On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn.</p><p></p><p>This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes," she said, "They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale." <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tommy Ruyle, post: 635491, member: 1448"] One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the nursing home administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," she said, "They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale." :D [/QUOTE]
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