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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 608181" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>Well boys and girls, it's time to put out or get out so here goes another holiday favorite destined to be a hit.</p><p></p><p>Way down yonder in Florida</p><p>Where the water meets the sand</p><p>There's a B&B run by Flaboy, where the only guests are mans</p><p></p><p>Now Christmas is a comin'</p><p>Comin' real soon</p><p>there's his cousin leroy, flashing a big black moon.</p><p></p><p>preparin' fer the big night</p><p>seeing all them mens</p><p>all wearin' them pink tights</p><p></p><p>Now Flaboy's got lots of help</p><p>he's hired many aids</p><p>there goes his brother Sally </p><p>wearin' a thong on roller blades</p><p></p><p>Now it's time to trim the tree</p><p>and son it aint no bush</p><p>there goes Uncle Herman</p><p>flashing his wrinkled tush.</p><p></p><p>Time to string the lights and hang some shiny balls</p><p>He gets a boost to top the tree from his man friend Paul.</p><p></p><p>Now bein' here from Tennessee I just dont think it's right</p><p>to celebrate on Christmas, with a house full of elves in tights</p><p></p><p>Flaboy's got his lil' fellers all tucked in fer the night</p><p>All of em' still wearin' them little cute pink tights.</p><p></p><p>Now Misty is the waitress, she really aims to please</p><p>She knows with the kind of clientel at the B&B</p><p>She'll never burn her knees.</p><p></p><p>Wait! There's a knock at the door, </p><p>it's getting pretty late</p><p></p><p>It's some he-she from the escort service</p><p>sayin' she's Flaboy's Christmas date</p><p></p><p>I've seen enough it's time to go</p><p>I got to catch my flight</p><p></p><p>Back to Tennessee where a man can sleep in comfort</p><p>with none of them fellers wearin' them pink tights.</p><p></p><p>THE END</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 608181, member: 1335"] Well boys and girls, it's time to put out or get out so here goes another holiday favorite destined to be a hit. Way down yonder in Florida Where the water meets the sand There's a B&B run by Flaboy, where the only guests are mans Now Christmas is a comin' Comin' real soon there's his cousin leroy, flashing a big black moon. preparin' fer the big night seeing all them mens all wearin' them pink tights Now Flaboy's got lots of help he's hired many aids there goes his brother Sally wearin' a thong on roller blades Now it's time to trim the tree and son it aint no bush there goes Uncle Herman flashing his wrinkled tush. Time to string the lights and hang some shiny balls He gets a boost to top the tree from his man friend Paul. Now bein' here from Tennessee I just dont think it's right to celebrate on Christmas, with a house full of elves in tights Flaboy's got his lil' fellers all tucked in fer the night All of em' still wearin' them little cute pink tights. Now Misty is the waitress, she really aims to please She knows with the kind of clientel at the B&B She'll never burn her knees. Wait! There's a knock at the door, it's getting pretty late It's some he-she from the escort service sayin' she's Flaboy's Christmas date I've seen enough it's time to go I got to catch my flight Back to Tennessee where a man can sleep in comfort with none of them fellers wearin' them pink tights. THE END [/QUOTE]
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