Request for Crowder

[Bullbuyer]

We've all seen Crowder's poetry, which he uses to mark special events. In light of record high fuel prices and soaring fertilizer prices, I am formally requesting that he put pen and paper together and write us something that gives us all a little laugh - you know we need one right now! I don't even care if his half-twin brother Paint helps him out!

 

[bigbull338]

here here oh great prince of the pen.give us a reason to laugh in these times of high costs.

 

[warpaint]

"It was a dark and stormy night."
"Fuel prices is out of sight."
"If only we could find a way,
to make Crowder's hot-air pay!!!"

 

[Bullbuyer]

That there is a right nice start Paint. If you were gonna sing that - would you sing it to the tune of "Convoy" or something a little more modern?

 

[Crowderfarms]

"It was a dark and stormy night."
"Fuel prices is out of sight."
"If only we could find a way,
to make Crowder's hot-air pay!!!"

That really sucked. And for that you got to sleep on the top bunk tonite, and inhale all them fumes.Boll Weevil.

Now back to business.To all you specualtors:

You Escalade and Humvee owners
Hope it's all been fun
You got us little piss ants a scatterin' on the run.

You done cost me a fortune, to grow a little grass
Some day it will be my turn to bite you in the A$$

It may be nice on Wall Street
Where you spend your days
Suckin' them Dry Martini's
Dang yall are Gay

You'd cry if you had to sweat
The way us workin' boys do
Farmin' is our way of life
Condo's and hookers wont do

So you may have us down
For a short time you will think
But I think you rippin' off folks to live
Really downright stinks


So when you sit at that big table tonite
With a fork in your hand
Remember to thank the Farmer
Feeding all in the Land

 

[Lammie]

Amen and Amen! :banana: :clap: :clap:

 

[VanC]

Dang, Crowder, that was pretty good!

 

[warpaint]

"It was a dark and stormy night."
"Fuel prices is out of sight."
"If only we could find a way,
to make Crowder's hot-air pay!!!"

That really sucked. And for that you got to sleep on the top bunk tonite, and inhale all them fumes.Boll Weevil.

Now back to business.To all you specualtors:

You Escalade and Humvee owners
Hope it's all been fun
You got us little be nice ants a scatterin' on the run.

You done cost me a fortune, to grow a little grass
Some day it will be my turn to bite you in the A$$

It may be nice on Wall Street
Where you spend your days
Suckin' them Dry Martini's
Dang yall are Gay

You'd cry if you had to sweat
The way us workin' boys do
Farmin' is our way of life
Condo's and hookers wont do

So you may have us down
For a short time you will think
But I think you rippin' off folks to live
Really downright stinks


So when you sit at that big table tonite
With a fork in your hand
Remember to thank the Farmer
Feeding all in the Land

Dang, you might be a poet afterall. I guess I shoulda knowed it from your feet. They is Longfellows. :lol2:

 

[Bullbuyer]

Once again, the man-boy poet comes shining through like a flashlight shining through swamp gas. I'm right proud of ya' - I can't imagine what kind of smarts we'd see from you if you had read them school books instead of eatin' the covers off of 'em!
Shame that free lunch program wasn't in place sooner.