I can relate to this!
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?"
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between
sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural
blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous
housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving,
my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But
that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why
are crying?"
The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where
I live!"
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?"
The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between
sobs says, "I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She's a natural
blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous
housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving,
my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed."
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, "But
that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why
are crying?"
The old man looks at the bartender and says, "I can't remember where
I live!"
