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<blockquote data-quote="dun" data-source="post: 31526" data-attributes="member: 34"><p>You're A Redneck When..... Some old some new some funny for</p><p>>you.</p><p>></p><p>> 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the</p><p>> dinner table in front of her kids.</p><p>> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down</p><p>> depending on how much gas is in it.</p><p>>3. You've been married three times and still have the</p><p>> same in-laws.</p><p>>4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls</p><p>> on a different night.</p><p>></p><p>> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms</p><p>> so clean.</p><p>></p><p>> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying,</p><p>> "Hey, guys, watch this."</p><p>></p><p>> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.</p><p>></p><p>> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.</p><p>> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.</p><p>>10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled</p><p>>Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."</p><p>></p><p>>11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house</p><p>>exploded right off its wheels.</p><p>>12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth</p><p>> than your spouse.</p><p>></p><p>>13. You have to go outside to get something from the</p><p>> fridge.</p><p>>14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.</p><p>></p><p>>15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get</p><p>> a freebie at the House of Tattoos.</p><p>>16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because</p><p>> there's a law against it.</p><p>></p><p>>17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your</p><p>> wife drunk.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dun, post: 31526, member: 34"] You're A Redneck When..... Some old some new some funny for >you. > > 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the > dinner table in front of her kids. > 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down > depending on how much gas is in it. >3. You've been married three times and still have the > same in-laws. >4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls > on a different night. > > 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms > so clean. > > 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, > "Hey, guys, watch this." > > 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. > > 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. > 9. Your junior prom offered day care. >10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled >Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." > >11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house >exploded right off its wheels. >12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth > than your spouse. > >13. You have to go outside to get something from the > fridge. >14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. > >15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get > a freebie at the House of Tattoos. >16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because > there's a law against it. > >17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your > wife drunk. [/QUOTE]
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