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You're A Redneck When..... Some old some new some funny for
> 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
> dinner table in front of her kids.
> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down
> depending on how much gas is in it.
>3. You've been married three times and still have the
> same in-laws.
>4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls
> on a different night.
> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms
> so clean.
> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying,
> "Hey, guys, watch this."
> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
>10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
>Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
>11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
>exploded right off its wheels.
>12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth
> than your spouse.
>13. You have to go outside to get something from the
> fridge.
>14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
>15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get
> a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
>16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
> there's a law against it.
>17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your
> wife drunk.

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