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RebelCritter to provide Transportation to the GitTogether
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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 218648" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>OK, Here's the next verse.</p><p></p><p>My Girls are the best,</p><p>With thighs like scrambled eggs.</p><p>Drop a "C" note in the slot.</p><p>You'll never have to beg.</p><p></p><p>I rented one to Flatoy,</p><p>He'll never be the same,</p><p>The poor boy done got flattened out</p><p>By her 600 pound frame.</p><p></p><p>Matress Mary,Kenworth Kelly,</p><p>Just to name a few,</p><p>Dont go knockin Crowder's Girls</p><p>Aint nothin' they wont do.</p><p></p><p>Now Rebel Critter and Cowgirl 580 </p><p>Are trying to set me straight,</p><p>But I prefer them big ol' gals</p><p>that wont fit thru a gate.</p><p></p><p>Skinny girls are just great too.</p><p>Lord knows I had my share.</p><p>But I prefer them big fat ones,</p><p>Bigger than a Grizzly Bear.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 218648, member: 1335"] OK, Here's the next verse. My Girls are the best, With thighs like scrambled eggs. Drop a "C" note in the slot. You'll never have to beg. I rented one to Flatoy, He'll never be the same, The poor boy done got flattened out By her 600 pound frame. Matress Mary,Kenworth Kelly, Just to name a few, Dont go knockin Crowder's Girls Aint nothin' they wont do. Now Rebel Critter and Cowgirl 580 Are trying to set me straight, But I prefer them big ol' gals that wont fit thru a gate. Skinny girls are just great too. Lord knows I had my share. But I prefer them big fat ones, Bigger than a Grizzly Bear. [/QUOTE]
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