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<blockquote data-quote="Crowderfarms" data-source="post: 373386" data-attributes="member: 1335"><p>I'll field these questions immeadiately:</p><p></p><p>Child Obesity.</p><p></p><p> X-Box, Nintendo, Play Stations, etc. will from now on will be equipped with built in timers. If operated more than 15 minutes a day, they will explode.</p><p></p><p>I propose all internet sessions will have a pop up come on with a Marine Corp Drill Sargeant ordering porkydorfus to start with 50 Push Ups and 100 Squad thrusts.</p><p></p><p>I also propose A Government DVD called "Git Off Yer Dead Butt"</p><p>Complete with Hay Stacking techniques,How to operate a real Garden "Hoe". How to clean up 100 Acres in a month, etc, to challenge our obese population of Chirren, to loose weight and exercise.</p><p></p><p>Gun Control:</p><p></p><p> Simple solution. You commit a crime with a Gun, you Fry, Hang, and you're on National TV. Trust me there aint no "Deal or No Deal" You're gone. But I will have 24 drop dead gorgeous models to bid you farewell. :lol: </p><p></p><p>Toilet Paper:</p><p></p><p>This is a new invention that we've only had round the Place here for about a month or two, I recommend that we pose more studies. I think there may be some bait and switch labeling at the stores...The one brand "Northern" scares me to death. I wish they'd change the name to "Southern" I also think Corn Cobs being an end product at BBQ's and Picnics, could be recycled and put to good use.</p><p></p><p>Minimum Wage:</p><p></p><p>Show up everday, put in an honest shift,work hard, and we'll be discussing your wage.</p><p></p><p>Women and Money:</p><p></p><p>If you got the Money Honey, I've got the time.</p><p></p><p>Genocide:</p><p></p><p>Clorox,it's cheap, effective, smells good, and will clean up bout anything.They have a 3 Gallon value Pack up at Sam's Club.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crowderfarms, post: 373386, member: 1335"] I'll field these questions immeadiately: Child Obesity. X-Box, Nintendo, Play Stations, etc. will from now on will be equipped with built in timers. If operated more than 15 minutes a day, they will explode. I propose all internet sessions will have a pop up come on with a Marine Corp Drill Sargeant ordering porkydorfus to start with 50 Push Ups and 100 Squad thrusts. I also propose A Government DVD called "Git Off Yer Dead Butt" Complete with Hay Stacking techniques,How to operate a real Garden "Hoe". How to clean up 100 Acres in a month, etc, to challenge our obese population of Chirren, to loose weight and exercise. Gun Control: Simple solution. You commit a crime with a Gun, you Fry, Hang, and you're on National TV. Trust me there aint no "Deal or No Deal" You're gone. But I will have 24 drop dead gorgeous models to bid you farewell. :lol: Toilet Paper: This is a new invention that we've only had round the Place here for about a month or two, I recommend that we pose more studies. I think there may be some bait and switch labeling at the stores...The one brand "Northern" scares me to death. I wish they'd change the name to "Southern" I also think Corn Cobs being an end product at BBQ's and Picnics, could be recycled and put to good use. Minimum Wage: Show up everday, put in an honest shift,work hard, and we'll be discussing your wage. Women and Money: If you got the Money Honey, I've got the time. Genocide: Clorox,it's cheap, effective, smells good, and will clean up bout anything.They have a 3 Gallon value Pack up at Sam's Club. [/QUOTE]
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