How are men and Women different?
* "Men have no opinion about curtains."
* "At weddings, women cry and then get drunk. Men get drunk, then cry."
* "Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs."
* "If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the
surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had
gone with."
* "Men will hear you open a beer from three rooms away."
* "Men cannot watch sports and talk to their wives at the same time."
* "Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you
feel really bad and guilty until you surrender."
* Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress
their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.
* Men appreciate the importance of a 42-inch plasma screen. Women do
not.
* For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a
discussion about where our relationship is going.
* Men know that common house spiders are far less dangerous than
scorpions.
* Women enjoy planning a wedding.
* Women pee together. Men do not acknowledge, let alone speak, to each
other when peeing.
* Women think that a good place to keep the TV controller is on top of
the TV.
* Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to
go upstairs. Men just step over them until told to pick them up
* Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without
noticing it is full.
* Men use I or me when they should use we or us. Women use we or us
when they should use I or me.
* "Men have no opinion about curtains."
* "At weddings, women cry and then get drunk. Men get drunk, then cry."
* "Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs."
* "If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the
surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had
gone with."
* "Men will hear you open a beer from three rooms away."
* "Men cannot watch sports and talk to their wives at the same time."
* "Women could never invent weapons that kill, only ones that make you
feel really bad and guilty until you surrender."
* Men like to have all their stuff (DVDs, CDs, etc) on show to impress
their mates. Women like to hide things in cupboards.
* Men appreciate the importance of a 42-inch plasma screen. Women do
not.
* For men, 2am is time for sleep. For women, 2am is time for a
discussion about where our relationship is going.
* Men know that common house spiders are far less dangerous than
scorpions.
* Women enjoy planning a wedding.
* Women pee together. Men do not acknowledge, let alone speak, to each
other when peeing.
* Women think that a good place to keep the TV controller is on top of
the TV.
* Women put things on the bottom stair to take up next time she has to
go upstairs. Men just step over them until told to pick them up
* Men can balance an infinite amount of rubbish in the bin, without
noticing it is full.
* Men use I or me when they should use we or us. Women use we or us
when they should use I or me.
