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<blockquote data-quote="rocfarm" data-source="post: 1781187" data-attributes="member: 42715"><p>THAT'S IT!</p><p></p><p>No respect for the cattle that give us our beloved F grade beef Taco Bell Burritos? I'm gonna start a registry for corriente cattle and build the best corriente genetics the world has ever seen!</p><p>The requirements for my registry?</p><p></p><p>1) No EPDs allowed.</p><p>2) Bloodlines not accepted. To enter your cattle, you must attest that they are mongrels. Also, NO POLLED CATTLE ALLOWED! If they look to even have a touch of angus, they're out.</p><p>3) You have to prove that your corrientes have been on moderate to poor forage-and no supplements! Showing they have been living off of mesquite trees, prickly pear, broom weed and yucca is best. If they've been on Bermuda or some other improved grass, they can't be registered. If they are found to have have been later moved to good forage or supplamented, immediate disqualification.</p><p>4) Any cattle you claim are corriente are further subject to immediate disqualification if they look too fat, slick, or just too darn pretty. HOMLINESS IS A DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC OF THE BREED.</p><p>5) These cattle must not be too docile. Anyone working around them should always, at the very least, feel a bit nervous. Terrified they are going to get hooked is much better.</p><p>6) If the producer can prove that he consistently gets laughed at by other cattlemen, the sale barn employees, and the buyers at the sale barn, his cattle will get moved up in my registry.</p><p></p><p>Finally, in order to prove everyone wrong about the marketability of my breed, I will be negotiating with Taco Bell to get approved 'Certified Corriente Beef: Exact Origins Unknown But You Wouldn't Want to Know Anyway' labels put on the burrito wrappers themselves. From there, I'll be moving into the supermarkets!</p><p></p><p>No need to fill out any forms for my new registry. Everyone here who is in on the ground floor just let me know in this chat.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rocfarm, post: 1781187, member: 42715"] THAT’S IT! No respect for the cattle that give us our beloved F grade beef Taco Bell Burritos? I’m gonna start a registry for corriente cattle and build the best corriente genetics the world has ever seen! The requirements for my registry? 1) No EPDs allowed. 2) Bloodlines not accepted. To enter your cattle, you must attest that they are mongrels. Also, NO POLLED CATTLE ALLOWED! If they look to even have a touch of angus, they’re out. 3) You have to prove that your corrientes have been on moderate to poor forage-and no supplements! Showing they have been living off of mesquite trees, prickly pear, broom weed and yucca is best. If they’ve been on Bermuda or some other improved grass, they can’t be registered. If they are found to have have been later moved to good forage or supplamented, immediate disqualification. 4) Any cattle you claim are corriente are further subject to immediate disqualification if they look too fat, slick, or just too darn pretty. HOMLINESS IS A DEFINING CHARACTERISTIC OF THE BREED. 5) These cattle must not be too docile. Anyone working around them should always, at the very least, feel a bit nervous. Terrified they are going to get hooked is much better. 6) If the producer can prove that he consistently gets laughed at by other cattlemen, the sale barn employees, and the buyers at the sale barn, his cattle will get moved up in my registry. Finally, in order to prove everyone wrong about the marketability of my breed, I will be negotiating with Taco Bell to get approved ‘Certified Corriente Beef: Exact Origins Unknown But You Wouldn’t Want to Know Anyway’ labels put on the burrito wrappers themselves. From there, I’ll be moving into the supermarkets! No need to fill out any forms for my new registry. Everyone here who is in on the ground floor just let me know in this chat. [/QUOTE]
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