chrisy
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To Enter the Pearly Gates:
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of
Particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in
South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young Woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest
and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped
out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
I yelled "Now back off!!-Or I'll kick the s**t out of you!"
St.Peter was impressed. "When did this happen? " he asked..
"Just a couple of minutes ago", I replied...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of
Particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in
South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young Woman. I
directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest
and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped
out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
I yelled "Now back off!!-Or I'll kick the s**t out of you!"
St.Peter was impressed. "When did this happen? " he asked..
"Just a couple of minutes ago", I replied...
