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Dave
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Why do all the good posts get caught by the moderators before I get to see them?
*Cowgirl*
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Do you really want a woman named Martin? 
Jogeephus
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Yeah I was hoping for pictures! :lol:Beef11":36uojuox said:
Nowland Farms
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It was not a Russian Bride but, when Crowder was younger he decided to get married. After looking around the hills in Tennessee, Crowder could not find a girl pretty enough so he ordered a mail order Bride from Asia. After several weeks of waiting the new bride arrived in town and made her way to Crowder's shack. At the 1st sight of her, Crowder was smitten with true love. Crowder and the new bride lived a very happy life for a few months until Crowder introduced his bride to WarPaint. The Asian Bride, slightly used, fell madly in love with Warpaint. Warpaint and the bride have lived happily together for several years. Crowder still smitten with a lost love, lives in his shack alone. Below is a picture of Crowder's lost love and Warpaint's current love.............................
Crowderfarms
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I'm proud to say "I'd do anything for a friend"
But dang I miss that morning kiss from them lips, and eyebrows...
But dang I miss that morning kiss from them lips, and eyebrows...
backhoeboogie
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Crowderfarms":58k05azv said:
Crowder, Lately the term "Russain" is followed by "boar" in most conversations here in Texas. Them are some ugly critters with teeth going everywhere. Long stringy hair too. Meaner than a one eyed snake. CB got a hold of some of that a while back and wound up seeing a Dr. about it.
If those women look anything like them other hogs I've seen in those pics, not even you would consider lips or eyebrows.
Dang-it. I sure would have to wake up and look at that in the morning. Or look at her at any other time of day. She is so ugly, she would make a Freight Train take a gravel road. I seen 20 mi.of bad road once, but she looks worsern that.
MillIronQH
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Yep... That is definately Coyote Ugly.Z
VanC
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Nowland Farms":1svib1l0 said:
I sure hope that this is a doctored picture! :shock:
Jogeephus
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msscamp":2qsxshle said:redfornow":2qsxshle said:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Sorry, MikeC.
Msscamp, I think I'd rather wake up beside her than MikeC - and I'm sure MikeC would agree with me on this! :lol:
You know some slim trim Russian Bride - somthing like this - I mean who cares if she doesn't shave her legs or armpit!
