Crowderfarms
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've
got a heart
murmur. Be careful.'"
a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're
really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
a hot mamma and
be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've
got a heart
murmur. Be careful.'"
